How to be Human

Coffee

2006-07-15T06:33:00.000-07:00

1. Spend £3 on a coffee.
2. Whinge about how you just paid £3 for a coffee.

Grass

2006-07-14T13:41:00.000-07:00

1. Don't cut the grass.
2. Complain about the length of the grass.

Finance

2006-07-14T13:36:00.000-07:00

1. Spend all of your money.
2. Moan about not having any money.

*Optional Extra*
3. Take out a loan if you get into debt.
4. Look confused when you find out that you are still in debt.

Bed

2006-07-14T13:34:00.000-07:00

1. Don't go to bed until late.
2. Complain about being tired the following day.

Diet

2006-07-14T13:30:00.000-07:00

1. Eat far too much unhealthy food.
2. Bitch about being fat.