Coffee

1. Spend £3 on a coffee.
2. Whinge about how you just paid £3 for a coffee.

Grass

1. Don't cut the grass.
2. Complain about the length of the grass.

Finance

1. Spend all of your money.
2. Moan about not having any money.

*Optional Extra*
3. Take out a loan if you get into debt.
4. Look confused when you find out that you are still in debt.

Bed

1. Don't go to bed until late.
2. Complain about being tired the following day.

Diet

1. Eat far too much unhealthy food.
2. Bitch about being fat.